World-wide. All up in the interweb.

The only time I make posts anymore is when I don’t want to do some sort of school work. 

This essay isn’t even complicated/difficult, I’m just a fucking bum.

Hello internet world.

God, I haven’t written anything here in a while.

Well i’m writing a formal lab report while listening to Big L.

“The big L be lightin’ niggas like incense,

Getting men lynched to win tits.

I’m killing infants for ten cents.”

Straight thuggin’ bitches

That horribly depressing moment when you reach into the Oreo container expecting another Oreo, but they’re all gone.

Kill me now, God.

You’ve taken my happiness already, why not take my life?

I went into some restaurant to look for a job. The person who stands at the podium or whatever was this really gender ambiguous person. This person was pretty over weight, had shoulder length hair, 5 o’clock shadow, and a Spanish accent with a lisp. 

It was really weird but I got a job.

His(?) name Francesco. I think he might be my boss.

Let’s weigh my pussy-ness against my badass-ness

Badass:

• I drink
• I smoke
• I have been put into the back of a cop car

Pussy:

• I play Pokemon
• I pick my outfits out for school the night before
• I go to bed early on Saturday so it will be easy to go to sleep Sunday so I don’t have an issue getting up for school.
• I care a lot about school/ my grades.
• I enjoy cooking and cleaning.

The verdict: I am a pussy ass bitch

Somebody come smoke with and I will make tacos.

And there’s beer too